Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge nikki

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai

A sardar saw a board on which it was written " padhne wala stupid

Sardar got irritated and wrote "likhan wala stupid

ek sardar ne Ek Cow ke kiss kar le. oor sath main he Toooba karny lagy
k Guru nanak g Mujy maaf kar dain mairy zehan main shaitan(devil) aa
giya tha, Ussy waqt Shaitan Hazir ho giya oor Sardar se kehny laga,
Oyee Ullu K Pathy yeh jo harkat tum ne ke yeh yeh harkat to mairy zehan
main b nahe the

Sardar apni GirlFriend ko i love u kehta aur gir jata.I love u kehta
aur fir gir jata. Girl: ye Kya kar rahe ho Sardar: i m falling in love

2sardars go for a drive. . . . OYE zara khidki ke bahar dekhi
indicators working or not. . . sardar puts his head out & says
yes..No..Yes..No..Yes..No

Sardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI me baitha.Driver ne aaina set kiya. Ye
dekhte hi SARDAR gusse me bolaMeri BIBI ko DEKHTA hai, piche BAITH.
Taxi me CHALAUNGA

Premika-Tum to bas apne kaam me lage rehte ho..Meri to koi prwah hi nhi
he tumhe!Srdar Premi-Oye, Pyar krne wale kisi ki prwah Nahi karte

What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays

sardar. to his friend:yaar bari mushkil main hoon mairi Bivi mujh say aik kiss ka RS.100 laiti hay
friend.Acha,yaar to baara lucky hay dosron sey woh 500aiti hai

Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee
Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu? Sardar Bola Hot
coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00

There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the
sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general
'balle
balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead ()
of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one
of
them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur
aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi
ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon
sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji
replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to
janwar hai, usko kya pata

SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order,
Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil?
Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha

one Day a donkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.Sarder run to
catch him and find a zebra in the field.Sarder kicked the zebra on his
back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha

Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai
isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai Sam

Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai
isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai Sam

Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!!

Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar " yaar Meri Photo Bas main
Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister

Sardar ji;
Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de,
Bhabwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.

A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON
JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,
JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,
TUSSI GHAR LE AAO

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai

Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed

Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and
hangs up

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.

A recently fired
stock trader said …
“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

Difference between Husband & gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!

I just feel u….
Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….
It’s juts because …………
******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

Hoslay saray azma baithay,
Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay,
Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay,
Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:)

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?
Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.

Do u want to hear a dirty joke?
.
.
.
Are you sure?
.
.
.
Ok, here you go…
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.
.
A white horse fell in the mud

Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..

Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam

Importance of thumb…
Children use it 4 chewing
Illiterate people use it 4 sign
Winners 4 victory
.
.
AND
.
.
My FANS use it 4 reading my messages
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.
.
.
.
Oh….u toooo?

Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
lekin…
sala. 1 ladki k saath ghoomay
to sab dekh lete hai..

Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge,
Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako ge,
Karoo ge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche,
Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay:p

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !