Life has so much 2 teach us,1 famous Chinese poet
said
“Sifgliyo chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching”
Really touching na?
I almost cried;->

In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.

READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE.
On a rainy day,
an old man was standing with a book for sale.
A young man came to buy.
He bought the book for Rs.3000.
Old man advised
“DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK othrwise YOU’ll face problem”
Man finished the book with great fear but didnt open the last page.
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But,after a week,
Out of curiousity he opend the last page and..
he almost fainted to see..
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Retail Price: Rs 30/-

2 friends,
“see” & “saw”:
1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea.
“See” saw sea and jumped in sea.
“Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
“See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea.
“See” “saw” both saw sea & both “saw” & “see” were happy to see
Sea.
That is how to exercise your brain..!

Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband’s coat from 20 meters,
but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . . :-D

Misuse of English!
A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
said:
“Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”

Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”

Smile to old means Respect
Smile to child mean Innocence
Smile to friend means Care
Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!
Still smiling? ;-)
Pagal ey oy

Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, “How’s the situation?”
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.
:-)

Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
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no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s pharray (Cheating material) today:-)

GIRL:My heart is like a mobile
and you are the sim card
BOY:I m very happy. . .
Gal:dont b too happy. . .
If I get a new offer
I will change the sim card..!

You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
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Finally Wife..!!!

World’s smallest resignation letter?
Respected sir,
I love Ur wife.
Thank you

Aaj Ka Kaam Kal Per Chor Do

Ho Sakta ha Kal Tak Us K Liye Koi
Machine Ejaad ho Jaye.

WILLIAM HAD HARAAM.

Baap: Sharab, Cigarette, Larkiyan
Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman Hain.

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Beta:
Jo Shakhs Apne Dushmano Se Bhaag Jaye

Wo Mard Nahi Hota Abba.
:-)

It Is A Challenge For You.

Aap Kabhi Bhi Kar Nahi Sakte.

Himmat
Hai To Kar K Dikhao.

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Mere Number Pe 100
Ka Load. :-)

Universal Msg For Every Girl:

"Kisi Bhi Khoobsurat Larki Ko Dekh
Kar
Jealous Na Ho.
Balkay Ye Socho K Agar Ye Itni Pyari Hai
To
Iska
Bhai Kitna Pyara Hoga." :-)

Hamesha Log Password Wo Rakhte Hain Jo Kabhi Na Bhoolen,


16646

Ye
Password Kis Ka Hai?

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Saeed Ajmal.
:-)

1 Pathan 15 sal ALLAH sai ro ro kr aulad k liye dua mangta raha


1 din pathan k pas frishta aya aur bola or bola

Khan tujy Allah ka wasta phly shadi tou kar lai.

Ay Emaan Walo.......................................................!
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Hum Mohabat walay

app husan walay

hum dill walay

app dolat walay

Hum sms kerne walay

aur app perh perh kay khush hone walay.


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poch na tairi judai k lumhay kaisay bitaye












PANI main SURF EXCEL MILA K strawse bulbulay bnaye


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CHAL REHANDAY

SAJID


I LOVE U
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aik bachi apny parents ki buhat pyari thi.maan daily us ko nehla kar pyari se froq pehnati or us k balon main do poniyan b tite kar k bna deti.
wo bchi ko bnany sanwarny main koi kasar na chorti.
magar jo bat un ko roz paresahan kar rahi thi wo ye k bchi ki ankhain dn bdn bahir a rahi then.
us k parents nay us ka buhat ilaj karwaya lakin koi faraq nahi par aha tha. aik din aik hakeem nay us ki ankhain theek kar den.
lagon nay theek karny ka treeka pocha to hakeem nay jawab diya k








main nay bchi ki poniyan dheeli kar den to...

What is confidence?

10 boys decided to prpose a girl..

9 boyes cam with roses,

1 boy came with
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Ek bar jan mang k tu dekho

ek bar hum ko pukar ker tu dekho

agr ham na aye tu sumajh lena

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SAJID


Kiya Waqt Agaiya Hai!

Pehlay log shadi k pehle bad joh kam kertay thay aub woh kam shadi se pehle ker

rahay hain.
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(SAJID)


U Are ABCDEFGHIJKL!

A.Adorable

B.Brilliant

C.Cute

D.Dashing

E.Exciting
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