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Special Friend means:
S= So Cool
P= Personable
E= Exciting
C= Cheers me up
I= Intelligent
A= Adorable
L= Loving
F= Funy
R= Reliable
I= Incredible humourus
E= Enjoyable.
N= Nice
D= Dependable
S= Simple
& You are have these qualities My Friend .... |
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- When words are not enough.... To express your feelings.... Dont think you're in LOVE.... You just need to join... ENGLISH SPEAKING COURSE
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Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap?
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sab hi maindak khush hotay hain |
Promise me .....we R true friends:
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Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya
Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya
Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath marain gay
Ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya.
Un ki gali say guzray,ajab ittefaq tha
Unho nay phool phanka,gamla bhi saath tha
dosti main fanni kharabi...........Munqata hi ho geya saab silsila
Is tarha toota hai un se wasta....jis tarha T.V main... |
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Do u beleive in bhoot?
Agr hai tu nechay mat kerna bhoot hai.
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*Pyar*
1 Khoobsurat Jazba
*Dill*
1 Khoobsurat Ghar
*Zindagi*
1 Khoobsurat Safar |
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Hum Aap kay account me add kerwate hain?
Dua,
Care,
Khuloos,
Hansi
jis ka pin code hai App Ki muskarahat. |
(Sajid) Train me husband apni wife se,tuje se shadi ker kay pachta raha hon,Dill kerta hai k tuje kuttay k agay dal don, Samne wala passenger "Whao Whao"  |
(SAJID)
Ek Raat Husband ne wife se pani manga aur so gaiya
Bivi Sari rat khari rahi
jub subah hoe,
Husband Sari raat Yahan Khari Rahi Bolo Kiya Chahiye.
Wife Gusse Se Talag! |
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Shah Jahan ne Taj Mehal ki
Har Khirki
Har Dewar
Har Meenar
Her Carpet Ko Dekha
Aur Bola,
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Sardar Asked A Dr:Ye Doodh Peene Se Rang Gura HOta HIA kiya?
DOctor:Ji Doodh Peene Se Rang Gora Hota hai Aur Doodh Me Calcium Hota hai.
Sardar:Acha Tu Phir Bhans Ka Bacha Kala Kyun Hota Hai.
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Wo______Bhi Kiya______ thi Jis __________ me wo _____thi.
AUs______K Basne se Mere Dill Ki___________Thi.
In 7 Khali Me ek He word Aye ga Plz Reply Must |
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Kabhi Dost Keh Dia Kabhi Bilkul Bhula Diya.
Kabhi Hansa Dia Kabhi Rulaa Diya.
Kabhi Sms Kar K Zindagi Ka ik Lamha Barha Diya.
Kabhi Reply Na Ker K Sara Khoon Jala Diya. |
(Sajid)
1 Sawal App K Liye
Ap Ne Muje Se Dosti Kyun Ki?
Ap ka Jawab Film KA Naam Hona Chahiye. |
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Sardar Doctor Se Mai Jub Bat Kerta hon Tu Muje Srif Awaz Sunai Deti Hai Admi Dekhai Nahi Deta:
Doctor:Esa Kb Hota Hai:
Sardar"Jub Mai Phone Kerta Hun.
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Aik Din Ik Pathan Ki Apne Baap Se Larai Ho Gae:
Aus NE Baap Ki Photo Qabrastan main ek Tree Per Laga Di Aur Aus Kay Nechay Likh Diya................
"Coming Soon"
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(SAJID) Pathan Joined the Army and was given a gun. Sir iski nali apni teraf rakhon k dushman ki teraf? Major:Kisi bhi teraf rakh le,faida mulk ka he ho ga. |
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Jab Se Ap ko Dekha Hai
Yaqin Kerein
Raat
Din
Subah
Sham |
(SAJID)
Bumper Offer
Muje sms pe sms kro aur jito 10 lakh ki car ka photo.
29 tv ka box.
Dubai jane walay plane ko tata kerne ka moqa
Mere... |
(SAJID)
Ek Angraiz Pakistan Aya Urdu Sekhne..
kuch arse baad wo wapas gaya tu logo ne kaha waha se kiya sekha?
Angraiz ne kaha
Light chali gai light aa gai
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  Lovely Cute SmS *********** |
BEST SMS OF 1947
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tab mobile tha kya?
kabhi to dimagh ka istamal ker liya kero! bas sms pernay ki juldi lagi hoti hai.
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Socho ager sms recieve karnay k paisay lagtay to kia hota......?
guess........?
guess........?
aaj tum meri waja se road per bheek mang rahay hotay:-)
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memories behave in a crazy way.
they leave u alone when u r in a crowd
and when u r alone they stand along with u like a crowd |
A sardar ji on cycle accidentl hits a lady.
lady says:"way annia,brekan nai mar sakda see?"
Sardar g says:"sohneo,puri cycle jo maar ditti ay." |
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
aaj main aap se apne dil ki bat kahna chati hun
han wohi 3 alfaz jo aap sunna chahen
han wo hi 3 alfaz jo aap k dil ko chulen
***HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY*** |
Chahatse zyada chaha tha tujhko,
Apno se zyada manga tha tujhko,
Nadan the hum samajh na sake jo aaj ye haal hai,
Ab to dard hone laga is dardse dardko.
Ishqme dilka tamasha dekha nahi jata,
Humse tuta hua shisha dekha nahi jaata,
Apne hisseke sare sms tujhe de dun,
Mujhse tera kangal message box dekha nahi jaata |
I
LOVE
U
send this message 2
100 Girls
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Win
A free Trip
ur nearest
Police Station
in luxury jeep
residence
food
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free
4 more details
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Wo Iftar ki bhok
Wo Quran ki tilawat
Wo Namaz ka mamul
Wo... |
KYA FAIDA OS PHOOL KA JIS MAY KHUSHBU NA HO KYA FAIDA OS AMAL KA JIS MAY NAIKI NA HO & KYA FAIDA OS MOBILE RAKHNY KA JIS SAY SMS NA HO
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Tusi bare hi chungey, nice, sohney, ashey, cute , lovely,payare, smart, decent, hubsurat, naik, perhaizgar te boht hi great and sharif insan da sms per rahe ho.
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Taza... |
Arz hai..
Arz hai…
Arz hai.,,.Arz hai
Aap ko satana hamara farz hai
Insaan
K
ander
msg
parhnae |
Khoofnak
Andheri raat
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Khoofnak
Andheri raat
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Khoofnak
Andheri raat
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2 payaz
3 lehsan
5gm zirra
3 kali mirch
2 spon namak
1 cup water
or thora sa hara dhaniya
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What Is 143????????????????????
I LOVE U ?
I HATE U ?
I MISS U ?
I NEED U ?
I WISH U ?
I FIGHT U ?
I LIKE U ? |
 Anmol Gift(Sajid) Sub Se Anmol; Gift Ap Kisi KO De Saktay Ho,Tu Woh Hai Waqt " Waqt " Q K Apna Waqt Dete Hoye Ap Ause Apni Zindagi Ka Woh Lamha Dete Ho Joh Kabhi Wapis Nahi Ata.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ |
"A" ki biwi "B"
"B" ki bhabi "C"
"C" ki beti "V"
"V" k dada "G"
"G" ki biwi "K"
"K" ki beti "T"
to batao... |
1.Soraj ki pehli kiran
Din ka pehla pehar
Panchion ki pehli chehchahat
Dhanak ka pehla rang
Hawa ki thandi sansanahat
Subha ka pehla khomar:
GOOD MORING
&
HAVE NICE DAY
2.Boy to his friend:
yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don.
Friend: kesi dikhti he,
Boy: beautiful
Friend: esa karo mera number de do…..!!:-)
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if a drop falls on lake, it loses its identity
if it falls on rose it shines,
if it falls on shell, it becomes a peral,
the drop is same but company matters<hr id=false>
STRANGE FACT
we love ourselves even after making so many mistakes....
then how can we hate others for their small mistakes???
strange but its true...!! |
What is Education? Education is an organised system through which we waste one half of our life to learn" how to waste the remaining one half of our life  |
laugh like u ve never cried
play like u ve never lost
love like u ve never been hurt
live like there is no tomorrow |
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