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emaan
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|  Subject: Early morning laugh / Smile Fri 30 Jan 2009, 5:53 pm | |
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Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhe 1 problem hai
DR: Kya?
Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
Dr: aisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt
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Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun
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A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."
After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"
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Hitler says,
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"
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Sardar: Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.
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1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye
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1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se aeroplane guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?
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Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
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In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
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SAJID
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| | Subject: Re: Early morning laugh / Smile Fri 30 Jan 2009, 7:18 pm | |
| hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm very niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee thks for sharing
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| | Subject: Re: Early morning laugh / Smile Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:25 pm | |
| very nice thanx for sharing __________________________ MAKE YOUR SELF AS A BOOK IT'S EASY TO READ BUT DIFFICULT TO WRITE
THIS THING CAN'T GAVE PAIN TO SOME ONE OR SOME-BODY |
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| | Subject: Re: Early morning laugh / Smile Sun 01 Feb 2009, 12:32 am | |
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maria
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| | Subject: Re: Early morning laugh / Smile Sun 01 Feb 2009, 8:44 am | |
| all jocks are really nice |
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emaan
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| | Subject: Re: Early morning laugh / Smile Tue 10 Feb 2009, 4:29 pm | |
| ye aa paa g hr kisi ka response hmmmmmmmm q hta hy? |
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| | Subject: Re: Early morning laugh / Smile Sat 11 Jul 2009, 3:40 am | |
| | emaan wrote: | | ye aa paa g hr kisi ka response hmmmmmmmm q hta hy? |
AB SB KO IS KA ANSWER IS TOPIC MAI MIL JAYE GA : http://www.www.pagespk.com/gup-shup-corner-f24/importance-notice-must-read-it-all-t1201.htm#18636
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emaan
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| | Subject: Re: Early morning laugh / Smile Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:36 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: Early morning laugh / Smile Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:26 am | |
| yai hmm hmm hmm aub khatam ho chuki hia dhusman jee
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| | Subject: Re: Early morning laugh / Smile Tue 28 Jul 2009, 7:06 pm | |
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