Teacher - Ramu, kal class mein kyun nahi aaye the?
Ramu - Gir gaya tha or lag gayi thi.
Teacher - Kidher gir gaye the or kidher lag gayi thi?
Ramu - Char paaye pe gir gaya tha aur ankhe lag gayi thi.



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Puri botal na sahi,
Ek jaam to ho jaye,
Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,
Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai
Kam se kam unhe Jukam to ho jaye..
Wah wah wah..



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Exam ka saya hai.
Exam ke dino me sukh kisne paaya hai.
Mom dad kehte hai acche number la.
Par inhe kaun samjhaye ye sab moh maya hai.



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Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
Hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.