Signs of the 2000's

Subject: Signs of the 2000's Thu 13 Aug 2009, 4:21 pm

Before u criticize sm1 , walk a mile in their shoes .That way if they get angry they'll be mile away & barefoot.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of bad memory.
If u must choose b/w two evils, pick the 1 u hav never tried b4.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
Not 1 shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
It is easy to get forgiveness than permission.
For every action , there's an equal & opposite government program.
Blessed r they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when i m in the bathroom.
Some1 who thinks logically provides a nyc contrast to the real world.
Experience is a wonderful thing.It enables u to recognize a mistake when u make it again.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
Middle age is when broadness of the mind & narrowness of the waist chage places.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Eat well,stay fit,die anyway.
Always yield to exitement, because it may not pass ur way again.
If u look like ur passport pic, u probably need a trip.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Subject: Re: Signs of the 2000's Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:51 am

GREAT SAYING

Subject: Re: Signs of the 2000's Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:59 pm

zabardast.. Razz