Jokes 13/09/09

Subject: Jokes 13/09/09 Sun 13 Sep 2009, 4:29 pm

2 kusre ja rahe the , k 1 kusra gir giya aur rone laga, dosra kusra use tasali dete howe bola k
ro nai farzana ut, ut ja , MARD ban
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Jungle me shair ki bivi Ka rape howa
Shair ne sab jungle walon ko muqadmay K lie bulaya
Sab se peechay 1 chooha B aa raha tha
Gadhay ne poocha "tum kidhr ja rahay ho

"
choohay ne moncho pe hath pher kr kaha
"Teray bhai ka nam B aya hy"

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Kids in school think quick

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America

CLASS : Maria!

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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank

FRANK : Because of the sign.

TEACHER : What sign

FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor

JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile"

GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER : No, that's wrong

GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water

DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about

DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE : Me!

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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty

GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."

MILLIE : I is...

TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."

MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE

TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his
father didn't punish him"

LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating

SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his

CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;

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Sardar As A Director:
You Have To Jump In The Swimming Pool From 100.ft Height.
Hero: I Don’t Know Swimming
Sardar: Oye Don’t Worry Yaar! Pool Is Empty;-)

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Srdar khali paper ko bar bar choom rha tha.
2nd srdar:Ye kya hai

1st: Love letter ha
2nd srdar:Magr ye to khali hai
1st srdar:Aaj kal bol chal band hai..
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Sardar: ‘Doctor, my son swallowed a key.’
Doctor: When

Sardar: 3 months ago.
Doctor: What were u doing till now

Sardar: We were using duplicate key.
Doctor: So why have u come today

Sardar: We ve lost the duplicate key !!!

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Sardar School Me Ek Black Or Ek White Shoes Pehan Aya
Sir: Ghr Wapis Jao Or Change Kar K Ayo
Srdar: Koi Faida Nhi Master G
Ghar V 1 Kala Tay 1 Chitta E A.

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A little Bird was flying in winter
The Bird frozen and fell 2 ground
A cow came by & dropped some dung on it
Bird began to realize how warm it was
& soon began to sing for joy......

A passing cat heard the bird singing &
dug him out & ate him.........!!

Lesson to Learn

1. Not every one who drops shit on u, is ur enemy

2. Not every who gets u out of shit is, ur friend

3. When u r in deep shit, keep ur mouth SHUT

Subject: Re: Jokes 13/09/09 Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:15 pm

hahahahha very niceeeeeeeee

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Subject: Re: Jokes 13/09/09 Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:08 am

HMM ALL JOKES ARE JOKEY