Dil Cheer Ke Dikhao To Dard Dhoond Na Pao Gay..
Wah..Wah..!!
Dil Cheer Ke Dikhao To Dard Dhoond Na Pao Gay..
Kyun Ke..
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Dard To Mere Dant Main Hai..
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Apun Ko Yaad Karne Ka ..
Apun Ko Sms Karne Ka..
Apun Ko Phone Karne Ka..
Nahee Kiya To..
To..
To..
Darne Ka Nahee Ray Apun Khud Kare Ga..
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Sardar:Kal Mere Abbu Kunwen Main Gir Gaye
Aur Zor Zor Se Chillane Lage..
"Bachao..Bachao.."
2nd: Ab Kese Hain..?
1st:Theek Hi Honge Kal Se Koi Awaz Nahee Aye..
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Fizaon Ke Badalne Ka Intezar Na Karo..
Andhiyoon Ke Rukne Ka Intezar Na Karo..
Mobile Uthao Aur Mughe Sms Karo..
Har Bar Mere Hi Sms Ka Intezar Na Karo..
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Mat Pooch SMS Ki Inteha Kahan Tak Hai..?
Tu Kanjoosi Karne Teri Taqat Jahan Tak Hai.
Sms Ki Umeed Hame Nahee Tugh Se..
Hame To Dekhna Hai Tu Kanjoos Kahan Tak Hai..
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Whats The Biggest Pressure On Paki Players
When They Need 1 Run To Win With 5 Overs
Remaining And 10 Wickets In Hand..?
Ya Allah Jeet Kar English Bolni Paregi..
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Salesman:Pa Ji Cockroach Ka Powder Loge Kiya?
Sardar:Nahee Hum Cockroach Ko Itna Laad Nahee Karwatey..
Aj Powder Denge To Kal Lipstick Mangega..
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Ab Main Bilkul Shareef Hogaya Hoon..
1 Larki Ke Bohat Kareeb Hogaya Hoon..
Ab Sirf Us Ke Pass Hi Mere Dil Ki Chabbi Hai..
Woh Meri Akhri Dilruba Aur App Ki 25vi Bhabhi Hai..
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A Pathan Was Going In The Market With A Parrot On His Shoulder..
Somebody Asked Kidher Se Laya Is Janwar Ko..?
Parrot Replies:Peshawar Se..
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Dont keep Me In Ur Heart But Keep Me In Ur Brain..
Because..
Rehne Ki Jitni Jaga Khali Ho Rehne Main Utna Hi Maza Ata Hai..
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Ullo Ki Tarhan Ki Dekh Rahe Ho Msg Hi To Bheja Hai..
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Girlfriend:Tum To Bas Apne Kaam Main Lage Rehtey Ho Meri To Koi Parwa Hi Nahee Hai Tumhe..?
Sarda:Oye Pyar Karne Waley Kisi Ki Parwah Nahee Kartey..
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Waisay To Tum Bohat "BAKAMAL" Ho..
Har Baat Main Tum "BEMESAL"Ho..
Magar Na Call Na Hi Koi Msg..
Aur Busy To Itna Ho Jese "MUSTAFA KAMAL" Ho..
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Tum Chaand Se Khoobsurat Ko Sitaron Se Pooch Lo..
Tum Pholoon Se Khoobsurat Ho Baharo Se Pooch Lo..
Tum Larki Se bhi Ziyada Khoobsurat Ho..
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Pathano Se Pooch Lo..
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Flowers Die,Stories End,Songs Fade,
Memories Vanished,
All Things Come To End,
But,
Ppl Like U Live Forever..
Becoz..
"Buraye Kabhi Khatam Nahee Hoti"
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What Is Friendship?
Its A Ship Loaded With Love..
Care And Share..
Crossing The Sea Of Heart..
Having No Wheel Of "SORRY" & "THANKS"
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Pyar Dukhon Ka Bazar..
Premi Dukhon Ka Kharidar..
Premika Dukhoon Ki Dukandar..
Bhai Beech Ki Dewar..
Maa Baap Peetne Ko Tayar..
Is Liye Love Mat Karna Mere Yaar..
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Zong Ad Remix..
Yar Ek Baat To Batain..?
Yeh Yaad Kar Kar Ke Paper Dena Zaroori Hai Kiya..?
Aur Is Se Hota Hi Kiya Hai..?
Thora Bohat Yaad Reh Jata Hai Jese Wo Bhi Pura Likh KAr Ajenge..
Cheating Hour Sirf Akhri Ka Aik Hour..
2 Ghantey Bethey Rahe Kiya..?
Maza To Ab Ayega..
Pocket Guide Ke Saath..
Hi Haan Ab Poore Ke Poore Notes Ke Saath
Net Weight Sirf 12 Gram.
Itney Main To Phara Bhi Na Mille..
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Subject: Sms 
