hassan
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Number of posts: 1103
Age: 29
Location: UAE al ain
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Registration date: 2008-03-04
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1.Soraj ki pehli kiran
Din ka pehla pehar
Panchion ki pehli chehchahat
Dhanak ka pehla rang
Hawa ki thandi sansanahat
Subha ka pehla khomar:
GOOD MORING
&
HAVE NICE DAY 2.Boy to his friend:
yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don.
Friend: kesi dikhti he,
Boy: beautiful
Friend: esa karo mera number de do…..!!:-)3.Best inspiring message of the year?
If u r born poor, its not your mistake
BUT
if u die poor, its your mistake
- BILL GATES 4.CONFIDENCEOnce, all village people decided to pray for rain.
On the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy
came with an Umbrella,that’s ConfidenceTRUST
Trust should be like the feeling of a one year old baby
when you throw him in the air,he laughs……
because he knows you will catch him;
that’s TrustHOPE
Every night we go to bed,
we have no assurance to get up alive in the next morning
but still you have plans for the coming day ;
that’s HopeHAVE CONFIDENCE, TRUST & HOPE 5.Description of SMS
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S:Salaa
M:Muft da
S:Siyapa
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Je na karo,te kanjoos..!
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Je karo, te wely..! 6.Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay… 7.1 pathan ko khali msg aaya
Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha
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Woy yaara!
Tumko malum hay?
tumhara mobile ki siyahi
khatam ho gaya hy!(With excuse)8.3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.2nd: Main bhi!3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p9.Woh chom lay ek bar to Ur jaati hai neend,
Unki awaz sunte sunte raat jati hai beet,
Is liye kehte hain yeh risk na uthao,
“MORTEIN JALAO”, “MACHAR BHAGAO”  10.Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
bachey:nahi pienge.
Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge
bachey:nahi karnge
Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi kasenge.
Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.
bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.11.A FaCT :When you are up in life,
Your friends get to know who you are.ButWhen you are down in life,
You get to know who your friends are…12.My Msg 2 da wrld!If u like me,
raise your hands .. if not,then raise your standards |
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